*laugh* *laugh* *cough* *sputter* *hemorrhage* *die*

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I got it from rafaela, and rafaela got it from someone else, and now I'm laughing so hard that my kidneys are lodged in my ear canals:

Things I Learned from British Folk Ballads

My personal favorites:

"If you’re a brunette, give up.
Not that being a blonde will improve the odds much.
If your name is Janet, change it."