Adam's Lack of Self-Preservation Instinct, Episode 827

[slipjig3]

Last night, as we were trying to drift off to sleep:

Me: Um...
Anna: [raises head slightly]
Me: ....nnnnnno.
Anna: [sleepily] What?
Me: Nothing.
Anna: What?
Me: No. You'll hit me.
Anna: [half-asleep, but still menacing as hell] What.
Me: Well, I was thinking about doing a Superman fanfic.
Anna: Uh-huh...
Me: Nothing slash or anything. It's gonna be a sequel to Superman II, which is the only decent one, anyway.
Anna: Okay....
Me: In the story, after the three bad guys get dropped into the ice, their leader somehow survives, and makes his way to the African desert, where he gathers an army on horseback to be his minions.
Anna: [braces self]
Me: Yeah. It'll be called, "The 1,001 Knights of Sahara Zod."
Anna: [pauses, then rolls to face the wall] Go away.
Me: I love you.
Anna: Go. Away.
Me: But...I want to sleep here...
Anna: I don't know you.

Comments

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

You and my Adam just need to marry each other.

Also: You have been nominated for The 8 Hunks of Hanukkah. Do you accept the nomination?

[vulpine137.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Oops.

[zarhooie.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I don't know you /Anna impression

Greatest. Line. Evar.

[merowme.livejournal.com]

Are you sure that you and kyril don't share the same brain. Because you guys come up with the same kinds of stupid shit and that same supid kinds of puns. I agree with Anna.

[irisira03.livejournal.com]

You DID give fair warning ...

[mick-hale.livejournal.com]

The number of times I've had a similar conversation with Yaffa...

[icarusfallen8.livejournal.com]

Wait - I thought they just got put back in the Phantom zome at the end of that movie. I don't recall any death of Kryptonians.
Personally I think only Superman movies with the line "Otisburg?" in it are any good.

You and I might want to start writing down our bad sleepy puns, and not tell our significants about them at all - so that we may live alittle longer.