There are some flashbacks to my youth that I'd rather skip entirely

[slipjig3]

I'd like to inform my body that, although having goals is a good thing, achieving the world record for Most Zits on a Single Nose is not exactly an honor. Thank you.

And furthermore, I swear the following conversation is unrelated:

Me: [peeking in bag] Chocolate go bye-bye?
rafaela: I'm female. I make chocolate go bye-bye. What did you expect?