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For your Saturday night perusal, I give you the Official List of MST3K Masculine Aliases for Dave Ryder:

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Van der Huge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Yeah, I got nuthin'. (I just got off of work. Sue me.)

In other news, Word Count = 6205. Whoop! Kazango! Smash Lampjaw!

Comments

[curt-holman.livejournal.com]

Didn't they coin the name "Chunk Manmusk" on one of those episodes, too?

[mentalmakeup.livejournal.com]

That has long been one of my favourite lists of all time.

I still laugh every time I even THINK of "Bolt Van der Huge".

[mentalmakeup.livejournal.com]

That might've been for Mitchell.

"I think you missed a line!"

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

Hey, "Space Mutiny"!!

*snort* I often mix 'em up and mention "Dirk McLargehuge" when I see someone built like him.


(Why, yes, I am - along with my husband - dorks of epic proportions, because we repeatedly watch the taped-off-tv episodes we have from seasons 9 & 10. "Jack Frost" is one of my all-time favorites.)