Things there oughta be a vaccine for

[slipjig3]

So. After posting those filk lyrics last week, the Evil lobe of my brain decided to thumb its nose my repeated assertions that I Am Not A Filker by starting to write a new filk almost immediately. Today, with that other filk almost but not quite done, the Evil lobe spit out yet another one. The reason given by said Evil lobe for doing so? So I have enough material if I ever "get a set at a con together."

The hell...? This is a disease, people.

(No, I'm not posting lyrics. Go away.)