No, really, Huck! Whitewashing the fence is fun!

[slipjig3]

rafaela thinks she's come up with the perfect way to get me to cheerfully dive into unpleasant tasks like clipping the cats' claws: "And then later, you can write a witty LJ entry about it!"

I, however, having gotten my arms carved up like a pair of Sara Lee Honey Hams doing just that, have chosen to outwit her by writing a witty LJ post about her tactical use of LJ as a carrot-and-stick. So there. *sticks out tongue*