Because ballistics would get me fired

[slipjig3]

The following is my first and last statement on the subject:

FUCKING COW-ORKERS.

That is all. I will now blot the rest of the day out with alcohol. Thank you.

Comments

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Saying anything else would likely violate your company's safe, friendly, homicide-free working environment, I take it? :P

My sympathies.

[prairieflower.livejournal.com]

Sorry you had a bad (I'm guessing that word doesn't suffice) day. Thankfully, it's after midnight now, and you get a new day. I've decided that it will be better.

Thoughts

[ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com]

It could be worse:
http://sythyry.livejournal.com/201892.html

[daev.livejournal.com]

Damn them! Damn them! May they be doomed to an eternity of suffering, tormented by the abuse of thousands of mad, faceless demons!

Oh, wait, they already work for Verizon. We're gonna need a bigger curse.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

Blot out the day with this voice post. You're welcome.