Tuesday: Not just for keeping Monday from groping Wednesday any more

[slipjig3]

Actually said to a customer today: "I'm sorry, sir. I have no way of determining why he's been standing at a urinal for an hour." One of those days.

Oh, and happy birthday, mgrasso! *confetti* Let the awesomeness shine!

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[terri-osborne.livejournal.com]

Okay, that subject line wins the Internet today. I fell over laughing.

As for the customer? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?

[fiddledragon]

oh...my....

[captain18.livejournal.com]

It's the full moon, baby.

[catamorphism.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry, sir. I have no way of determining why he's been standing at a urinal for an hour."

Was your customer frequenting an airport men's room? Was he sharing it with a Republican senator?

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

More or less my reaction. It turned out to be a wrong number, but I'm still kind of wondering who they were expecting to get.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*laugh* *bow* Thank you! I takes pride in m' work.

And I wish that flavor of customer were even remotely unusual. You would not believe.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Yeahhh. Ladies and gentlemen, meet my job security.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Don't remind me.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Unlikely and undetermined, respectively.