Payola, kindergarten-style

[slipjig3]

See, this is what I love about having a six-year-old kid: You can come up with a bribe like, "If you go upstairs, pick out clothes and put them on all by yourself in the next five minutes, you can have my shoebox," and it'll work.

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[mommybabou.livejournal.com]

In ten years, you'll be saying: "If you don't get your lazy ass out of bed within the next five minutes, you can just forget about borrowing the car tonight!"... and it'll work!

[odheirre.livejournal.com]

And in twenty years, you'll just guilt trip them into doing what you want. "Remember, twenty years ago, when I gave you that shoebox? See how much you owe me?"

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*thinks about Abbey driving someday; faints*

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*snerk*