Fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson?

I hate the question, "What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?" I tend to avoid superlatives, and I definitely don't know how to pick a "kinkiest." I'm inclined to think it can't really be scaled that way, but my brain can't help but try once the question has been asked. Is it kinkier to have a friend practice shibari on you while your your boyfriend watches, or to be made to kneel on the kitchen floor and perform oral sex with a fist wrapped in your hair? Is sucking on a foot fetishist's left foot while penetrating yourself with his right less mainstream than your partner putting you on the phone with his primary when you are incoherent because of his fingers inside you before going on to fuck you with a sex toy while she listens? It's insoluble, and I can't even decide if any of it is kinky at all, let alone kinkiest. I kind of think it's a stupid question, and while I don't mind the reverie, that question usually comes from someone who doesn't know me well, and is pushing too hard too soon on matters sexual, so I end up thinking through hot times in the past while being turned off in the present. It's very annoying.