Apologia (bulk orders welcome)

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rain_herself: You spilled wine on the humidifier.
Me: Oh! I'm sorry.
rain_herself: 27.
Me: ...excuse me?
rain_herself: 27.
Me: Is...is that the number of times I've apologized tonight?
rain_herself: Yes.
Me: Did you seriously keep count?
rain_herself: Yes.
Me: [stares]
rain_herself: [stares back]
Me: Look deep into your heart, and try to determine how much I hate you right now.
rain_herself: [looks thoughtfully toward her chest for a minute, then smiles at me with hearts in her eyes] Awwww!

She later confessed that she hadn't in fact counted, but the number seemed in the right ballpark. Dammit.

ADDENDUM
Later:
Me: Don't mock me.
rain_herself: I'm sorry.
Me: ONE.