Excelsior! *stub!*

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I mostly work from home these days, but on the odd days I hit the office (Mondays, usually) I've taken to scrolling old LJ entries during the slow bits, which results in being reminded of things I'd utterly forgotten, often for good reason. Things like, oh, off the top of my head, that time back in 2009 when for reasons nonapparent I individually named each of my toes:

Right Big Toe: Zsigmond
Right Second Toe: Lord Merseycrumpet
Right Third Toe: Mathilda
Right Fourth Toe: Gary Krimble
Right Pinky Toe: Li'l Reggie

Left Big Toe: Avner Gray
Left Second Toe: Excelsior
Left Third Toe: Genevieve
Left Fourth Toe: Frankie the Rat
Left Pinky Toe: Dweezil

If it weren't immediately obvious, my job is not especially interesting. How's everyone doing?