Good phone calls. Gooood phone calls.

So. A few hours ago I contacted my local telephone provider (which shall not be named but it rhymes with Schmerizon), specifically to discuss my recently inflated long distance bills, and by "inflated," I mean "tending to cause one to ponder which kidney to sell on the black market to pay for the rat bastard." And they provided ample amounts of Customer Satisfaction.

Which is to say, I now have unlimited long-distance calling.

*evil cackle* Methinks I'm a-gonna be on the phone this evening for an extended period of time. Don't worry if you need to get in touch with me, though: I got call waiting, too. Whoop!