All that and a free drink refill

Don't mind me. It's one of those occasions when my instincts tell me to update, but I am completely lacking in Things to Say. So, being a good LiveJournalist, I punt:

1) Well, then. I've glared at every single library patron within a 30-meter radius, and yet I still haven't determined which of them doused themselves with a carafeload of Eau de Bleagh Cologne before leaving the house this morning. Whoever it is, though, really needs to apologize for the irreparable sinus damage he has inflicted on us all. Pain. Lots of pain.

2) My Christmas / birthday money has all been earmarked for boring adult malarkey (like, y'know, bills and stuff), but I had to make one teeny exception: I just purchased a serviceable CD burner for under 50 bucks on eBay. Pardon me while I commence my patented happy dance...

3) Hi, eleazar! *waves*

4) Oh, damn... Why didn't anyone tell me this shirt has a hole in it? (I shouldn't complain, I suppose; it matches the hole in the crotch of my jeans. Thank heavens for lax workplace dress codes.)

5) rafaela and I have discovered that we pretty much know all the same jokes. It's bad when neither of us can get more than 3 lines in before the other one heads it off with the punch line. (And given the stuff we both know, it also proves that we are two warped li'l bastages...)

6) Speaking of rafaela: February 27. *impatient chair-bouncing*

7) Okay, Cologne Avenger has been identified: the 12-year-old Casanova in the next chair. I'll give him license for youth, but someone really needs to take him aside soon before he grows unp to be one of those guys.