Good gravy...

Look, I don't know the name of the kid Abbey chatted with briefly on the way out of school, and I don't care. I just don't think any father should ever have to hear his seven-year-old daughter say, "Dad, I have a problem. He's still my ex-boyfriend, but I still love him."

It takes a lot to literally stop me in my tracks. Abbey, however, seems extraordinarily good at it.