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Wat up, indeed?
Sep. 13th, 2008 12:48 pmReason #92,017 why I love Roger Ebert? The following response to reader mail in this week's Answer Man column:
Q. Yo dude, u missed out on "Disaster Movie," a hardcore laugh-ur-@zz-off movie! Y U not review this movie!? It was funny as #ell! Prolly the funniest movie of the summer! U never review these, wat up wit dat?
S.J. Stanczak, Chicago
A. Hey, bro, I wuz buzier than $#i+, @d they never shoed it b4 hand. I peeped in the IMDb and saw it zoomed to #1 as the low$ie$t flic of all time, wit @ lame-@zz UZer Rating of 1.3. U liked it? Wat up wit dat?
This is the same man who began his review of Seed of Chucky with, "Midway through Seed of Chucky, Jennifer Tilly complains: 'I'm an Oscar nominee, and now I'm f------ a puppet!' Yeah, and I'm a Pulitzer winner, and I was being f----- by a puppet movie." God, I missed him while he was away.
Q. Yo dude, u missed out on "Disaster Movie," a hardcore laugh-ur-@zz-off movie! Y U not review this movie!? It was funny as #ell! Prolly the funniest movie of the summer! U never review these, wat up wit dat?
S.J. Stanczak, Chicago
A. Hey, bro, I wuz buzier than $#i+, @d they never shoed it b4 hand. I peeped in the IMDb and saw it zoomed to #1 as the low$ie$t flic of all time, wit @ lame-@zz UZer Rating of 1.3. U liked it? Wat up wit dat?
This is the same man who began his review of Seed of Chucky with, "Midway through Seed of Chucky, Jennifer Tilly complains: 'I'm an Oscar nominee, and now I'm f------ a puppet!' Yeah, and I'm a Pulitzer winner, and I was being f----- by a puppet movie." God, I missed him while he was away.
