No! Bad brain! Bad! No cookie!

Dear Bat-Whack Insane Half of Adam's Brain,

Hiya, it's me, the Sane Half. Y'know, the one you don't talk to all that often? Right, that one. Anyroad, I've been listening to what's been going through your synapses today, and I seriously need to lodge a formal protest here.

Yes, I know you've had the Rent soundtrack on constant rotation in the car for the past few days. And yes, it's a great show and it's hitting all the necessary happy buttons and all. But ahem:

No, you canNOT write a f#%@ing musical.

Stop it. Just look at your stack of unfinished projects and flippin' stop, already. Preferably before you start.

Thank you for your attention to this matter. Idjit.

All the best,
The Sane Half of Adam's Brain