If you can't beat 'em, indulge 'em

Dreadfully tedious work day today. You know it's a boring work day when your response to a wingnut caller of the repent-sinner-for-the-Apocalypse-is-nigh variety is to engage him in lively debate. I couldn't reasonably contradict his central thesis that I work for the Antichrist, but his assertion that said Antichrist that I work for is in fact George W. Bush is flawed, as he is no longer in power and was never my employer anyway. Revise your statements to include certain CEOs, and we'll talk.

Meanwhile, I have a pint of Häagen-Dazs Pineapple Coconut ice cream. The Antichrist has nothing to do with it.