Okay, this is just getting ridiculous

Having survived Sophie's Choice Adult Family Home, I find myself having to advise long-term care entrepreneurs about their prospective self-named businesses. And so in this capacity:

Ma'am? I know it's your name, and no, there's nothing wrong with it at all. All I ask is that you consider the following: when glancing at it quickly, it is sometimes easy to misread the name "Mary" as "Myra." Especially if your last name is "Breckinridge." And it's immediately followed by the words "Health Care." Thank you.

On a bluer ocean, against tomorrow's sky

I failed. In spite of my insistence on bookmarking every Valentinr request as it came up, I completely failed to respond to any of them. This depresses me no end, as I'd hate for any of you to believe even for a millisecond that I don't adore you with all my heart. So consider this to be my valentine to the whole lot of you, and know that, yes, I do love you, and can say so without a hint of irony or hyperbole:

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