* Facebook can go scratch. Seriously.
* Kettle Cheddar Beer Chips are both tasty and insufficient.
* I am lounging about in my jellyfish umbrella shirt and my executive boxers. The latter is tangible evidence that it's laundry day.
* The new blanket has Sudafed-levels of sleep-inducing power. It also apparently instills me with occasional gory serial killer dreams, so I'm approaching with caution.
* My one lingering thought regarding the Oscars: if Roger Deakins and Thomas Newman don't frickin' win something soon, I'm a-gonna start sugaring Academy members' gas tanks. That is all.
* Kettle Cheddar Beer Chips are both tasty and insufficient.
* I am lounging about in my jellyfish umbrella shirt and my executive boxers. The latter is tangible evidence that it's laundry day.
* The new blanket has Sudafed-levels of sleep-inducing power. It also apparently instills me with occasional gory serial killer dreams, so I'm approaching with caution.
* My one lingering thought regarding the Oscars: if Roger Deakins and Thomas Newman don't frickin' win something soon, I'm a-gonna start sugaring Academy members' gas tanks. That is all.