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slipjig3Today at work during a discussion on places we'd rather be, the following came out of my mouth: "I'd rather be getting a root canal in under-seige Lebanon from a 96-year-old nearsighted syphillitic bovine gynecologist with a limp and a Rottweiler on a chain than be here."
So, yeah. How was your day?
So, yeah. How was your day?
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Date: 2005-09-06 01:57 am (UTC)Although it was thought to protect against the Black Plague at one point...
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Date: 2005-09-08 05:09 pm (UTC)Still, Greenland sounds like it'd be interesting! Hooray! :)
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Date: 2005-09-05 02:41 pm (UTC)Relax.
Sing a song.
Here, I'll give you one.
*ahem*
"We've got to clean out the freezer by tomorrow morning
Because the Jersey Board of Health has sent the final warning
They're not buying our line that dead nuns
Rise and shine
We must comply or face a fine.
We've got to clean out the freezer 'cause they know we're the ones
Who have refused to start defrosting those four blue nuns
The time has come to send them off to
Their reward
And let them greet the Lord.
Heaven awaits
So pack them in crates
And tell Saint Peter they'll be at those
Pearly gates
And tell him these are nuns on ice
That we are certain didn't sin
And we'd be very grateful if he'd
Let them come in
We've got to clean out the freezer by tomorrow morning
Someone holler to Gabriel to blow his horn
And when the saints go marching to that
Heaven'ly door
Tell them there's gonna be four more.
We've got to clean out the freezer and defrost the dead
Because the Jersey Board of Health is claiming they were misled
They're not buying our line that dead nuns
Rise and shine
We must bury them instead.
They're dead!"
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Date: 2005-09-06 01:53 am (UTC)*runs off to Google the lyrics*
Oh.
That's...disturbing....
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Date: 2005-09-06 02:17 am (UTC)Actually, I have good memories of that show.
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Date: 2005-09-05 10:16 pm (UTC)"96-year-old nearsighted syphillitic bovine gynecologist with a limp" *giggles*
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Date: 2005-09-06 01:54 am (UTC)