Return of the Gratuitous Anonymous Sex Confession Post

[slipjig3]

I've been debating on this one for a while. No one's done one of these in a very long time, though, so why the heck not:

The Anonymous Sex Confessional

Anonymous posting has been enabled temporarily until Friday at noon. Please take this opportunity to post your erotic secrets, fantasies, experiences, or whatever strikes your fancy, anonymously.

Stuff I shouldn't have to tell you:

1) If sexual matters offend you, or you are someplace where such content will get you into trouble, do not read the responses to this post.

2) Play nice, people. I will have no qualms about deleting abusive and/or trollish replies, or even this entire post if abuse becomes egregious.

Enjoy, all.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I will take whatever I can get whenever I can get because what I get is never, ever enough. I wear my boyfriend out every single time we sleep together. My sex drive is legendary. And no, I'm not Shadesong.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Hee!

*posts to prove above poster is not Shadesong, if Slipjig is tracking IPs*

*has not posted here... yet*

[(Anonymous)]

I can't believe you don't have this private.... have your kids stopped reading your journal???

[(Anonymous)]

oh, shut your pie hole.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

They won't allow anonymous replies to friends-locked posts, I'm afraid. Otherwise, I would.

[(Anonymous)]

I've given up my promiscuous ways in the name of love, and sometimes I feel a twinge of loss. I miss the excitement and the thrill of the chase. And unfortunately, sex with the person I love isn't as frequent as I'd like. But it's worth it, right? Right.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not getting enough sex, so I'm going to start looking for some local auxiliary partners. I'm particularly hoping to find a woman to hook up with in the near future.

[(Anonymous)]

I hope my boyfriend and his new girlfriend have horrible sexual incompatibility issues. I hope he's limp and she's neurotic. I hope she has giant smelly canyon-twat and halitosis, and I hope he can't make her come.

Better yet, I hope there's nothing wrong with either of them and they totally just don't click at all sexually. Like kissing your sister, etc. I hope that.

I am an awful person.

[(Anonymous)]

"giant smelly canyon-twat" I'm going to start using this for now on!

[(Anonymous)]

I've never faked an orgasm.

[(Anonymous)]

Lately sex just doesn't appeal to me. Not even masturbation, hardly. I don't know why.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm asexual. Wait...maybe you know this already and it's not so anonymous...*scratches chin with one eyebrow raised*...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think I'm ever going to get laid again. Not from lack of opportunity or offers, but from lack of wanting to deal with relationships, emotional fallout, or assorted other crap. Even fuckbuddies or friends with benefits seems to cause too much stress in lives. I hope it's just a phase...but I've been so anti-relationship the last year or so it's not funny...ok it's a little funny ;) I do still enjoy cybersex to a point, but still my idea of a great time is watching a nice orgy while someone goes down on me...and none of my orgyish friends are local.

On the positive side, I do have a libido, but it is mostly happy with porn, fantasies and the occasional cybernookie. Oh well, not dating = more money for other stuff ;)

[(Anonymous)]

A long time ago there was an Onion article that read something like "Area woman masturbates to the thought of commitment, devotion, and marriage."

And sometimes I'm afraid I've become that Area Woman. I get turned on by the thought of a steady relationship. Even though I know full well those things can be dreadfully unsexy (not always, but they sure can be), it's all that gets me off these days.

[(Anonymous)]

I hear ya :/ although it's not the only hot thing for me to think about :)

I'm over extended flings. Over it all. I adore sex, I want to read a lot about it and study it, even though it hurts when I'm not in a relationship, because I don't have someone to play with. But I want a steady partner to do that with.

I think it's probably partly due to the influence of reading about all you damn dom/sub couples online who, through the filter of the net, seem to have such good relationships, and such interesting sex lives... :P :P :P

[(Anonymous)]

Over the last few years I've really started to ejaculate when I come. Pretty much if there's anything inside me, I squirt. Not porn queen buckets, but enough that we had to get a special pad to out down before sex.

Pretty cool.

[(Anonymous)]

My summer has been disappointingly low-sex. Except for phone and cybersex. I've had a TON of that. And it's been universally unsatisfying.

I seem to have this magnetism for subbish women: three of the women I've dated this summer have been alarmingly submissive in bed.

I'll probably never sleep again with the person I've most clicked with sexually in my life, and it kills me to think about it.

The woman I'm currently seeing has a killer body but no idea how to use it.

I think I might be a sex addict.

[(Anonymous)]

she was right - it's the eyes

[(Anonymous)]

funny. i just had decidedly hot cybersex.

[(Anonymous)]

For one night, I want to be treated like a whore by the person I love. Roughly used, called dirty names, and a token payment.

Just once.

[(Anonymous)]

I have a new friend-with-benefits.
If all goes as planned, this weekend I'll lose my virginity to him.

[kraftygal.livejournal.com]

I'll admit it - I've been thinking of you and Rafaella, knee-to knee since I read that post last week. You've given me quite the material to fantasize about.

[(Anonymous)]

I know you've said that you're dominant with Rafaela, but...

I think you'd end up being submissive with me. :-)

[(Anonymous)]

I've now succeeded at the two desperate wishes I had when I was a virginal high school boy.

The first was that I'd have more smart, attractive, sexually experienced girls interested in fucking than I knew what to do with.

The second, muttered through a lust-jammed but romance-empty adolescence, was that I'd lose this useless libido so my penis would stop making a circus tent of my pants and a hormone chowder of my brain.

Rock over London, rock on Chicago!

[jenphalian.livejournal.com]

Ajax: Its stronger than dirt.

[(Anonymous)]

Sex is so overrated. I can have an absolutely wonderful night with my girlfriend without intercourse. Or oral sex, for that fact. I've given her plenty of orgasms just with two fingers.

Also, thin is so overrated. My girlfriend is chubby, and I love her even more because of it. I may not be able to wrap my arms around her fully without effort, but the hours I could spend just exploring her body make being with her so amazing.

Also, despite my off-the-wall libido, sometimes hugging is so much better than sex.

[(Anonymous)]

A corrolary...when hugging is what you need, sex without much in the hugging direction doesn't really satisfy the need...and masturbation is really pointless.

Masturbation is also not a good remedy for boredom.

[(Anonymous)]

I had sex with a friend, and it was good (for me, anyway), but now we don't talk about it. We're both married to other people, and the other people know what happened, but I don't want to bring it up in case she feels like it was a mistake or didn't have as much fun as I did. We talked about it the day after and things were okay...I want it to happen again, but I don't want to seem needy and ask for it, and we hardly see each other anyway IRL. I don't expect her to always come to me, and I don't know if she always expects me to go back to her. I don't want to jeapordize our friendship by bringing it up, but I'm incredibly curious what's going on between us beyond just being friends.

[(Anonymous)]

My boyfriend is 30 and still a virgin.

He's had plenty of opportunity, but has chosen for one reason or another not to have sex. He's lost girlfriends over this.

I respect his decision because in an alternate lifetime that might have been me (I was 28 before I lost my virginity).

But I think he's "The One" and I want to be his first. I dream about it. I fantasize about it.

I'm getting frustrated! But you know what?



He's worth waiting for.

[(Anonymous)]

At this point, I'd rather have a hug than have sex.

[(Anonymous)]

For four partners now, I've been good enough to fuck but too messed up in the head to date.

I don't know how to change that.

[sevanetta.livejournal.com]

This is intended in the nicest light possible. It's helped me a lot with heaps of aspects of my life. It's online, it's free, it's a program to help you work out emotions and ways you act and think.

www.moodgym.anu.edu.au

[(Anonymous)]

Sex is good. Let us just leave the rest out of it for a bit, please.

[(Anonymous)]

I am totally, incredibly beside myself with longing for someone. I wonder if he knows it.

[(Anonymous)]

When times are like they are now, with women everywhere wanting to tell me a dirty story or show me naughty pictures, I wonder if I can bottle the apparently intense male pheromones I'm giving off, and save them for the rainy day when there are no women throwing themselves at me.

[(Anonymous)]

This week I've had phone sex for the first time.

First use of extra credits toys this year too.

You LJ people are corrupting me. :P

[(Anonymous)]

I'm in a dry spell for the first time in, um.... ever? No one is throwing themselves at me. No one is flirting with me. No one is even glancing at me. I haven't masturbated in weeks, and I haven't had phone sex, let alone actual sex, for even longer. I don't know what to do with myself. Even talking about it with my boyfriend has yielded no results.

[(Anonymous)]

Despite being a guy, I don't like giving anal sex all that much. It's not the mess factor, and I don't at all mind using fingers... My cock somehow winds up feeling uncomfortably hot, and the tightness doesn't go as deep as my cock is long, which makes it harder to come that way unless I make shallow strokes...plus I don't want to do thrust very hard or fast unless the lubrication is quite good...