Fweeeeble. (No, I don't know what it means, but it's How I Feel.)

[slipjig3]

At work. Bored off my unshapely kiester. Thank you for asking.

This has been happening a lot lately, distressingly. Two days ago, it was endless games of double-deck solitaire variants. Yesterday, I ditched the solitaire in favor of building houses of cards at my desk. Today, I'm sick of cards entirely, so it's down to creating utterly useless flowcharts just for the fun of it. Yes, it's that bad.

*sigh*

In other news, I realize that I'm narrowing in on my 1,000th post. I want to do something special to commemorate the blessed event, but I lack inspiration. Ideas, anyone?

Comments

[engagefriction.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, I like flowcharts! I was bored enough last night to break down one of my goals into the tiniest bits ever, just to see if it was possible.

Ahhhh I'm back in Oneonta and we didn't get to meet this past week but I will be home in 3 weeks, we should try to say hello in person then!

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Flowcharts rule. And yes, next time, for sure. Coffee gooood....

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

Come to Alaska and join the Polar Bear Club.

*toothy grin*

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

That would be preferable, methinks.

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

Preferable to.....?

[prairieflower.livejournal.com]

You could take up knitting!





OR MAKING ME MY CD!!! *pout*

Heeheehee.

Build a castle out of sugar cubes!

[malefica-v.livejournal.com]

Build a castle out of sugar cookies!

[prairieflower.livejournal.com]

That would be even tastier!


Mmmm. Now I wanna cookie.

[icarusfallen8.livejournal.com]

"Build a castle out of sugar cubes!"

Which part would Bjork be?

[prairieflower.livejournal.com]

Umm. *thinks*

The tall round part, the kind with a pointy top. What's that thing called again? Its early, and I am no longer doing the coffee thing. Sadly. I lost my noun.

[icarusfallen8.livejournal.com]

Wow there is a lot of castle terminology.
http://www.castlesontheweb.com/glossary.html

[prairieflower.livejournal.com]

A turret!

:-D

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

All right! All right! Sheesh! *grin* Just need your mailing address, comrade.

[prairieflower.livejournal.com]

Send an e mail to prairieflower (at) livejournal (d0t) com and I'll letcha have it.

I just love that you call me comrade. Heehee.

[merowme.livejournal.com]

Definitely second the knitting idea. Knitting is sexy. And useful.

[prairieflower.livejournal.com]

He could make us all scarves and hats and afghans!

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Would if I could! See my response below, though: Even though I'm bored at work a lot of the time, most of that time I'm required to have hands more or less free. So something like writing, sure, but knitting needles might be a bit much.

[zarhooie.livejournal.com]

you should write down everything you know.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

That would take, oh, about five minutes or so.

[zarhooie.livejournal.com]

Or! you could invente a new game for you and A&J&J&N and me to play over break. :)

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

I've got a bunch of Games in Progress, but I doubt anyone would actually be interested in them. Such is life.

[lbitw.livejournal.com]

Drive a 12" spike through a board...with your penis.

[tidesong.livejournal.com]

...a woman's got to have her standards.

Best. Movie. Evar.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*cackle* "This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated."

[tidesong.livejournal.com]

Yay! Good movie geeks! *hugs good movie geeks*

My ex-husband's ex-stepfather's ass (...) had a cameo in that flick...they shot it at CalTech when he was down there studying optical engineering.

I so need a Real Genius icon.

[lbitw.livejournal.com]

Yes! I'm going to friend you now. Swear to god, I thought I was the only person who ever watched that movie.

*nostalgia* Back when Val Kilmer was funny. Before that Batman movie.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

I must've seen Real Genius about 48,906 times, thanks to the magic of cable. (And Jordan, the hyper girl? Reminds me alarmingly of my first girlfriend.)

[tidesong.livejournal.com]

*evil grin*

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Behave. *grin*

[tidesong.livejournal.com]

And if I don't? *sly grin*

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow*

[spoothbrush.livejournal.com]

Solicit pictures of people.

Photoshop them into a 1,000th Post Party.

Post.

[tidesong.livejournal.com]

Ooohhh, good idea!

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

I like! I'd have to farm out the Photoshop work, though, since I don't really have a full copy of PS, nor the mad skills necessary.

[merowme.livejournal.com]

Porn is good. Not for work of course but for your 1,000th post of course. But that's been done. Then again, you do it so well. Porn that is.

As for work. I seconded the knitting idea. You could make penis cozies. And sweaters and scarves and mittens and hats. Knitting is very useful. kyril knows how to knit. I had him take a class with me. All the ladies loved him. I love it when I guy works with his hands. It's sexy. And knitting isn't messy like woodworking or things like that. You can take and do it anywhere.

Okay, I need to sleep now.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Don't think the porn idea hadn't crossed my mind, even though that would mean a filtered 1,000th post. And, well, thank you! *blushing furiously*

I'd love to be able to knit, but unfortunately even though there's a lot of inert and semi-inert time, when I'm on the boards my hands need to be free. Phooey. Something to consider for my non-work time, though....


("Penis cozies"?)

[merowme.livejournal.com]

Trust me, penis cozies are very popular knitting and crochet items. As are most other body parts.

[jenphalian.livejournal.com]

*reading through all these comments*

Dude, all the chicks want you for your body! You must feel so… used. ;)

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

You say this like it's a bad thing.

(And anyway, no, they don't. They're not interested in such...um... *reads* Oh. Wow. Um....)

[jenphalian.livejournal.com]

See? The ch1xx0rs are yours.