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rafaela with revoltingly little hesitation, "she's not Leo Cattke." She then ran like hell and barricaded the bedroom door. Dammit, I hate it when that gets turned around on me.
2) The next time you're over, remind me to show you my treasured copy of Backward Masking Unmasked by Rev. Jacob Aranza, in which we learn that Captain and Tennille are going straight to Hades because they're vegetarians. Good reading for those days when Chick tracts are just a little too well-reasoned.
3) Massive headache at work today. A coworker slipped me a spare 800mg ibuprofin, which somehow succeeded in transferring the ice pick from my right eye socket to my left eye socket. Crudbucket.
4) Also at work, I've apparently been voted Most Likely to Annoy the Living Goulash Out of You by Keeping the Last Volume of the DVD Set You Want at the Library Two Weeks Late. I can't even muster up the energy to be offended.
5) No, ma'am, I can't imagine why the police hung up on you when you informed them that your house is haunted, which is why your mother and sister disappeared earlier this afternoon. Understand, though, that hauntings sometimes make people like the operator inadverdently disconnect you in mid-se
rafaela with revoltingly little hesitation, "she's not Leo Cattke." She then ran like hell and barricaded the bedroom door. Dammit, I hate it when that gets turned around on me.2) The next time you're over, remind me to show you my treasured copy of Backward Masking Unmasked by Rev. Jacob Aranza, in which we learn that Captain and Tennille are going straight to Hades because they're vegetarians. Good reading for those days when Chick tracts are just a little too well-reasoned.
3) Massive headache at work today. A coworker slipped me a spare 800mg ibuprofin, which somehow succeeded in transferring the ice pick from my right eye socket to my left eye socket. Crudbucket.
4) Also at work, I've apparently been voted Most Likely to Annoy the Living Goulash Out of You by Keeping the Last Volume of the DVD Set You Want at the Library Two Weeks Late. I can't even muster up the energy to be offended.
5) No, ma'am, I can't imagine why the police hung up on you when you informed them that your house is haunted, which is why your mother and sister disappeared earlier this afternoon. Understand, though, that hauntings sometimes make people like the operator inadverdently disconnect you in mid-se
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Date: 2007-01-04 05:08 am (UTC)Bwa ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Like seeks like! Nice one.
Speaking of...Kottke friend Richard Gilewitz (yeah, that guy I mentioned, mentioned here again) once said he sometimes plays for audiences "who think Leo Kottke is a Jewish holiday."
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Date: 2007-01-05 01:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-01-04 06:54 am (UTC)(Also, thanks -- for a lot of things. *hugs*)
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Date: 2007-01-05 01:18 am (UTC)I don't suppose there's any chance you'd be touring the Northeast any time soon? (Hey, I can dream.)
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Date: 2007-01-05 05:29 am (UTC)