And I won't say, "Arrrrr," either

[slipjig3]

The following is directed to rafaela, who's standing right behind me:

No, I will not dress as a pirate for Halloween, this year or any year. This goes double for Arisia. And triply so for PiCon. Please remove the stuffed dead parrot from my shoulder now.

Thank you.

Comments

[botia.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha

We gave you that, too.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*glowers*

[jesshartley.livejournal.com]

Not even if we ask nicely?

With the fluttery eyelashes?

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Anna's been fluttering her eyelashes at me for days now. Still not working.

[icarusfallen8.livejournal.com]

Well - since you don't have a live parrot - Will you dress as a dead Pirate?

[sionainn.livejournal.com]

He is an EX-parrot! Uhhh, pirate.



*YAaaarrRs! at slipjig and runs away giggling*

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

You'll pay for that.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

Not even the Dread Pirate Roberts?

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

That would be a no.

[zarhooie.livejournal.com]

What if you're asleep and we sharpee tattoos on you?

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

That would be a good way to lose a kidney the hard way.

Well, the Python reference has been taken, so I'll have to go here...

[spoothbrush.livejournal.com]

Damn you ninja people and your pirate-hating ways!

Re: Well, the Python reference has been taken, so I'll have to go here...

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

No, no, I refuse to dress as a ninja, too.

Re: Well, the Python reference has been taken, so I'll have to go here...

[spoothbrush.livejournal.com]

Are you any kind of fun at all?

[dwivian]

Huh. I was dressed as a pirate last night.....

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

And likely a dashing one. I leave it to the professionals, such as yourself.