*flatline*

[slipjig3]

Went to Chez Melchert to eat chicken scallopini and watch the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie, the first one I've seen (no, I'm not kidding, now shush), all of which seems to have melted what's left of my brain. So, between that and dozens of aching joints, I offer the following in lieu of actual content:

[Poll #1100767]