Five years ago, I was a four-stone apology. Today, I am two separate gorillas.

[slipjig3]

Wrestle poodles and win!
Play beachball!
Shave your legs!
Knock over walls!
Tease people!
Brush them aside as though they were matchsticks!
Impress your friends!

Yes, the end result of my New Years resolution to post with more meaningful content in 2008 has seemed to result in me quoting from Vivian Stanshall rants. Swell.

In the meantime, I give you my current Geek Earworm of the Week:

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Ahh, memories! I feel I must adjust my Netflix queue accordingly.