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1) Handy home tip, folks: when shaking the excess water from the wine glass you just rinsed, make sure you're not shaking it in the vicinity and/or direction of anything rigid and non-pliant. We're now down to one cobalt-stem wine glass now, from which I am drinking Seagram's Raspberry Ginger Ale all genteel-like.

2) Got to hang with girl-child Abbey for a while yesterday, which is always good. She was up for a birthday party for the weekend, while Nik stayed in Massachusetts so he could attend his annual Cub Scouts banquet, about which he talked my ever-lovin' ear off.

3) I have a witness who will back me up on my statement that Lucy the Short-Bus Kitty just attempted to hatch the plastic egg container from a batch of glow-in-the-dark Silly Putty.

4) The current nightmare repeat-offender obscene caller in the 804 area code (the one we're logging so we can arrange a gangland Louisville Slugger smackdown file a police report) has temporarily set aside his threats of golden showers and other unpleasantries to tell us, "you'd better be votin' for motherf***in' Obama, b**ch!" Thaaaaat's lovely, sir, thanks. Coworker Karen got that call today, filled out the official report, and printed out two copies: one for Security, and one for the break room.

5) Sign of the Coming Apocalypse, Vol. CXXIV: caffeinated Snickers bars. Complete with not-for-children-or-pregnant-women warning label. I'll be retiring to my couch cushion fort now, if you don't mind.

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Date: 2008-02-12 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sionainn.livejournal.com
Addendum to Part the First:

When shaking excess water out of a coffee carafe..... yadda yadda........ because broken coffee pots spray glass EVERY-fekkin-WHERE and are damn difficult to replace!


Signed Respectfully,
Unintentionally Undercaffeinated

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Date: 2008-02-14 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] we-happy-few.livejournal.com
Those silly democrats with their robotic campaign calling. Ya gotta be innovative to win an election these days.

Watersports are so 2004.

This years it's Alpaca play and yak enemas (either way).
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