Monday, in all its sharp lack of glory
Feb. 11th, 2008 11:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
1) Handy home tip, folks: when shaking the excess water from the wine glass you just rinsed, make sure you're not shaking it in the vicinity and/or direction of anything rigid and non-pliant. We're now down to one cobalt-stem wine glass now, from which I am drinking Seagram's Raspberry Ginger Ale all genteel-like.
2) Got to hang with girl-child Abbey for a while yesterday, which is always good. She was up for a birthday party for the weekend, while Nik stayed in Massachusetts so he could attend his annual Cub Scouts banquet, about which he talked my ever-lovin' ear off.
3) I have a witness who will back me up on my statement that Lucy the Short-Bus Kitty just attempted to hatch the plastic egg container from a batch of glow-in-the-dark Silly Putty.
4) The current nightmare repeat-offender obscene caller in the 804 area code (the one we're logging so we canarrange a gangland Louisville Slugger smackdown file a police report) has temporarily set aside his threats of golden showers and other unpleasantries to tell us, "you'd better be votin' for motherf***in' Obama, b**ch!" Thaaaaat's lovely, sir, thanks. Coworker Karen got that call today, filled out the official report, and printed out two copies: one for Security, and one for the break room.
5) Sign of the Coming Apocalypse, Vol. CXXIV: caffeinated Snickers bars. Complete with not-for-children-or-pregnant-women warning label. I'll be retiring to my couch cushion fort now, if you don't mind.
2) Got to hang with girl-child Abbey for a while yesterday, which is always good. She was up for a birthday party for the weekend, while Nik stayed in Massachusetts so he could attend his annual Cub Scouts banquet, about which he talked my ever-lovin' ear off.
3) I have a witness who will back me up on my statement that Lucy the Short-Bus Kitty just attempted to hatch the plastic egg container from a batch of glow-in-the-dark Silly Putty.
4) The current nightmare repeat-offender obscene caller in the 804 area code (the one we're logging so we can
5) Sign of the Coming Apocalypse, Vol. CXXIV: caffeinated Snickers bars. Complete with not-for-children-or-pregnant-women warning label. I'll be retiring to my couch cushion fort now, if you don't mind.
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Date: 2008-02-12 06:31 pm (UTC)When shaking excess water out of a coffee carafe..... yadda yadda........ because broken coffee pots spray glass EVERY-fekkin-WHERE and are damn difficult to replace!
Signed Respectfully,
Unintentionally Undercaffeinated
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Date: 2008-02-14 04:04 am (UTC)Watersports are so 2004.
This years it's Alpaca play and yak enemas (either way).