And no, I don't have frog's legs. Thank you for asking.

[slipjig3]

I am so tickled: today, after nearly ten years as a call completions telephone operator, I finally got my first-ever Prince-Albert-in-a-can call. Woohoo! Funny part was that it was from an eight-year-old kid who wouldn't know Prince Albert in a can from Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick. I told him he needed newer material.

On a related note, a coworker shared an attempted April Fools crank call that has become my new definition of FAIL: "Hi! Does your refrigerator work?" *facepalm*

Comments

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I just read this out loud to [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], and now he wants to do hilariously wrong prank calls too.

"Hello! Is your refrigerator functional? Well then you seem to have made a good choice, and must be getting your money's worth!"

Or for a robot trying to understand human "humor":
"Greetings! Does your refrigerator adequately cool your foodstuffs and beverages? Well then you better go catch it! HaHA!"

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

PRANK CALLS: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

[of-remedye.livejournal.com]

you have NO IDEA how much my mom is going to love that Prince Albert story :-D

... do you have Olive Oyl in a bottle?!

[maverick-weirdo.livejournal.com]

On a related note, a coworker shared an attempted April Fools crank call that has become my new definition of FAIL: "Hi! Does your refrigerator work?" *facepalm*

I hope they told that person to "Make like a tree, and go away"

April Fails Day

[malefica-v.livejournal.com]

Awww, and nobody told the kid that Prince Albert isn't in a can; it's around front but the guiche is closer to the can... 10 years later he'll call back when he knows what that means.

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

These kids are obviously *not* allowed to watch The Simpsons:

Is ....

Hugh Jass
Amanda Huggenkiss
Ivana Tickle
Al Coholic
Oliver Clothesoff
Seymour Butts

There? Just be thankful you're not named Moe and don't own a bar:D!

this reminds me of:

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

Q: How do you confuse an Irishman?

A: Put two shovels up against the wall and tell him to take his pick!

Re: this reminds me of:

[theloriest.livejournal.com]

Ok, I've never heard that one before and it made me seriously giggle.

Re: this reminds me of:

[icarusfallen8.livejournal.com]

?
You've confused this half-Irishman.