Blogathon: Meet my hard limits

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eustaciavye tossed a handful of list suggestions into the Hat of Destiny at 9 a.m., and I finally drew one:

Top 8 Lists that I'm Not Blogging Today

These were all suggestions that didn't end up in the hat, and you know who you are. Sorry.

1) Cryptic clues for members of Team Venture where the surface reading references a different member of Team Venture (or some other unifying theme): Requires a lot more brain cells than I'm going to muster in this project.

2) The first joke you remember from childhood, and the first dirty joke: Not much of a list, sadly. Besides, the dirty jokes kids tell are horrid, long-winded, and not even remotely funny.

3) If someone were making a themed cake for your birthday, what should the decorations be representations of?: Couldn't latch onto the concept, try as I might.

4) Write a sexually explicit haiku using the words "lemur" and "revanchist": Haiku =/= list.

5) Poignant moments in the life and death of robots constructed for the purpose of sculpting heaps of unused red blood cells into intricate tableaux featuring scenes from the Mahabharata: *blink* Wait, what?

6) Practical Ways to violate/ravage a mermaid (be she little or not): Jumpin' Jesus on a jet ski, I am not going there.

7) Top 10 favorite filk songs (and who recorded them, if your favorite recording isn't by the original artist): Don't even know ten filk songs. Seriously.

8) Top 10 people you wouldn't want to see (or know of) the [REDACTED]: Um...some of those people read this thing.


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Comments

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To be fair, at the time, I mistakenly thought that the posts were on the hour, not the half-hour.