Let's say I kick this trash can. *BWANK*
Sep. 7th, 2008 12:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
slipjig3We went to see Hamlet 2 yesterday.
I am telling you this as fair warning, because I'm going to be quoting this thing for months.
Seriously. I measured how close I came to literally landing on the soda-drench theater floor from laughing so hard, and it was a matter of three inches. There is so, so much wrongness here, which is a deep and resounding compliment (we're talking about a movie where the line, "They can suck a bag of dicks" is coming from an ACLU lawyer). Granted, there aren't too many opportunities to work the phrase "hot buttered love spackle" into casual conversation, and Dana's reaction to the bad review of his two-person stage adaptation of Erin Brockovich wouldn't go over well under most circumstances. But I'm still rocking out to "Rock Me Sexy Jesus" a day later, so I'd say I'm fairly well doomed. Oh, and soon as a still is available, I am totally making an icon of Dana's slack-jawed stare at the computer screen: "Writing is so hard."
And it hurts to say this, since I know it's an impossiblity, but somehow, some way, I need to bear Steve Coogan's children.
This has been my report. Thank you. "My life is a parody of a tragedy."
I am telling you this as fair warning, because I'm going to be quoting this thing for months.
Seriously. I measured how close I came to literally landing on the soda-drench theater floor from laughing so hard, and it was a matter of three inches. There is so, so much wrongness here, which is a deep and resounding compliment (we're talking about a movie where the line, "They can suck a bag of dicks" is coming from an ACLU lawyer). Granted, there aren't too many opportunities to work the phrase "hot buttered love spackle" into casual conversation, and Dana's reaction to the bad review of his two-person stage adaptation of Erin Brockovich wouldn't go over well under most circumstances. But I'm still rocking out to "Rock Me Sexy Jesus" a day later, so I'd say I'm fairly well doomed. Oh, and soon as a still is available, I am totally making an icon of Dana's slack-jawed stare at the computer screen: "Writing is so hard."
And it hurts to say this, since I know it's an impossiblity, but somehow, some way, I need to bear Steve Coogan's children.
This has been my report. Thank you. "My life is a parody of a tragedy."
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Because if I can sit through bad Roger Corman films and laugh myself silly, this might work.
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Date: 2008-09-10 01:37 pm (UTC)I'm having a herpes outbreak right now!
Date: 2008-09-14 04:33 am (UTC)