Questions the Adam is pondering

[slipjig3]

1) Is one doomed to go to hell for snickering at an obituary for someone named "Assmann"?

2) Am I allowed to temporarily defer my status as a Quaker just long enough to deal with the caller who called me a "f*cking faggot" today because I wouldn't look up a phone number for her?

3) Should I be alarmed that my eight-year-old son does a better evil laugh than I do? (Nik's assessment of my attempt: "That was pretty evil, except for the coughing part.")

4) Why didn't anyone tell me how good A&W cheeseburgers are?

5) Is it spring yet?

6) [for yendi and shadesong] Could I get my DVD of The Apple back from you this weekend, if it's not too much of a hassle? Thanks! *hugs* (Oh, and a special note to my fellow Arisians: I now have a pocketful of BIM marks ready for distribution. You know you want one.)

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Hey hey hey hey

[firebirdgrrl.livejournal.com]

2) Am I allowed to temporarily defer my status as a Quaker just long enough to deal with the caller who called me a "f*cking faggot" today because I wouldn't look up a phone number for her?

Well...you can subcontract! I can deal with her with no moral issues;)

ETA: I am so sad to be missing BIM marks too:(

Re: Hey hey hey hey

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

I could mail you some, if you'd like. I bought way too much prismatic sticker paper because it was on sale for something like 20¢ a sheet.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

What's a BIM mark?

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

BIM marks constitute a small "plot" point (and the word "plot" is in quotes quite deliberately) in the film The Apple. It's a little triangular sticker you wear on your face in THE FUTURE (i.e. 1994), as distributed by officially licensed Evil Music Producer Mr. Boogalow. It's the doohickey this gentleman is holding:



...and which you can see here being worn by Mr. Boogalow himself, the old scamp:



(If you don't mind spoilers out the yin-yang, do read this synopsis of the film. Seriously, this movie is like Allan Carr spray-coated Studio 54 in gold lamé and Chick tracts, then raised the building to beat you over the head with it.)

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I think that man in the last picture has a chandelier hanging from his ear. He might want to look into that.

[ultra-lilac.livejournal.com]

It's the best film ever.
EVER.

[heatherosa.livejournal.com]

A&W MozzaBurgers are also fantastic. They may just be a Canada thing, though. I'm not sure if those are sold in the states because sadly my area of CA, for whatever reason, hasn't had an A&W restaurant for quite some time now. I miss them so.

[ultra-lilac.livejournal.com]

Yay!!
Bim marks!
I need to make a The Apple icon.

[ultra-lilac.livejournal.com]

YES.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

*icon lust*

[ultra-lilac.livejournal.com]

Feel free to steal if you want it!