Happy Anniversary to Me, sorta
Jun. 22nd, 2003 07:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
slipjig3Today marks my five-year service anniversary as an employee of The Company That Shall Not Be Named But It Rhymes With Schmerizon. Whoopee-doodle; just in time to get drop-kicked. Actually, it's a significant date, in that I'm now vested, i.e. Ivan Seidenberg and His Minions of Evil (I'm going to start a band and call it that) can't touch my pension. Just step the back up, O money-grubbing corporate whores! It's minemineminemine! Plus, I get a token of the corporate masters' appreciation, which has already been selected and delivered: I chose the pup tent, because the elder wee one has been begging to go camping in the backyard for years now. Now if only we can get a weekend where I don't have to work and the weather doesn't require the construction of an ark...
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laughing my fingerfucking ass off
Date: 2003-06-22 05:37 pm (UTC)7:25PM - Happy "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Anniversary to Me, sorta
Today screws my five-year service anniversary as an employee of The raunching Company "Fuckface" That Shall "Nobgoblin" Not Be "Bust-a-Cunt" Shafted But "Cockboy" It Rhymes "Big Dick" With Schmerizon. Whoopee-doodle; just in time to get drop-banged. Actually, it's a plowing significant date, in that I'm now vested, i.e. Ivan "Bastard" Seidenberg and His "Fannyfarmer" Minions of Evil (I'm going to start a band and call it that) can't touch my pension. Just step the deep throating back up, O money-grubbing corporate squirts! It's minemineminemine! Muff sniffs, I get a token of the muff sniffing corporate wanks' appreciation, which has already been charvered and entered: I chose the pup tent, because the jerking elder wee one has been begging to go pecking in the farting backyard for years now. Now if only we can get a weekend where I don't have to work and the ballbusting weather doesn't require the construction of an ark...
Current mood: accomplished
Current music: "Cruel "Big Dick" Summer," Bananarama (on the brain radio)
http://www.pornolize.com/
Re: laughing my fingerfucking ass off
Date: 2003-06-22 07:17 pm (UTC)Actually, I'm looking at Ivan "Bastard" Seidenberg, and I'm thinking, "What? Does the Pornolizer know the guy?" :) Thanks!
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Date: 2003-06-23 07:22 am (UTC)I had my five year anniversary with Solo Cup, got a water purifier, got vested in my 401K, got my last tuition reimbursement check, and promptly quit. That was fun.
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Date: 2003-06-23 02:44 pm (UTC)