Your attention, please

[slipjig3]

This message is for awesome boy-child Nikolas, who today turns the fabled age of nine. (Ye gods, the time it does fly, comrades.) So, Nik, this one's for you!

*clears throat*
*pitch pipe*

Happy birthday to yooouuuu...
Happy birthday to yooouuuu...
Happy birthday, dear Nikolaaaaaas...
Happy birrrrthdayyyy tooooOOOoooOOOO*hack*cough*spit*

Yes, well. Have a great one, m'lad. May this year bring you the wonder that you seek. *hugs*