The Bad Taste Poll: Deeply Meaningful Results

[slipjig3]

Thanks to everyone who participated in the Encyclopedia of Bad Taste Poll of Extreme Importance! The poll is still on, of course, but with 79 responses in, I thought you might like to see a few tallies:

Panache Is for Wusses: The Top Twenty Vote-Getters
miniature golf: 47
T-shirts: 46
tattoos: 45
beer: 39
boudoir photography: 39
heavy metal: 38
Jell-O: 38
Tupperware: 38
vanity license plates: 36
meat snack foods: 35
maraschino cherries: 34
bowling: 33
Cool Whip: 33
nudism: 33
accordion music: 32
malls: 32
mood rings: 32
bumper stickers: 31
fuzzy dice: 31
water beds: 30

Not Getting the Love: The Bottom Twenty Vote-Getters
Carr, Allan: 0
face lifts: 0
feminine hygiene spray: 0
Katz, Morris: 0
Keane, Margaret and Walter: 0
nose jobs: 0
Rickie Tickie Stickies: 0
Waltzing Waters: 0
pop-topping: 1
leisure suits: 1
elevator shoes: 2
Guccioni, Bob: 2
jogging suits: 2
Neiman, Leroy: 2
artificial grass: 3
cedar souvenirs: 3
Elvisiana: 3
Gabors: 3
Home Shopping Network: 3
monster trucks: 3

(Note to self: cancel Can't Stop the Music screening; schedule naked mini-golf tourney.)

Comments

[saraphina-marie.livejournal.com]

naked mini-golf tourney

Where and when? Because I am SO THERE!

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Oh, gods, please don't encourage me, or I will start planning.

[saraphina-marie.livejournal.com]

mwahahahaha!

[maverick-weirdo.livejournal.com]

No, it should be a "T-shirt and Tatoos mini-golf tourney"

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Given our collective social circle, the "naked" will pretty much take care of the "tattoos" part.

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

And if you're serving Jell-O with Cool Whip and a maraschino cherry on top (in Tupperware, of course), as well as meat snack foods and beer, I think you just might have a winner. Bonus if you can get it done in a mall where they sell T-shirts and bumper stickers with accordion music piped in.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

I can't think of any way to get waterbeds involved that doesn't actively scare me.

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

*evil grin* The waterbeds come later.

*waggles eyebrows*

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

No No No NO.. that's a hawaiian shirt wearin', accordion music playin', meat snack food gnoshin', mood ring sportin', beer swillin' miniature golf tourney. Nudity underneath shirt optional. XD

[albemuth.livejournal.com]

A poll of fads that annoy us could also be interesting.

[captain18.livejournal.com]

Naked mini-golf sounds like the kind of thing I would probably be too shy/embarassed to show up for but would secretly love to do.