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slipjig3So anyway, I have yet to see Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of Joel Schumaker, but I have heard much about Johnny Depp's performance, which, if reports are correct, is both (a) fascinating, and (b) eccentric. And now I hear that he allegedly based his character on Keith Richards. Now, I find this fascinating in itself, but I'm particularly interested because I know that when Dustin Hoffman played the title pirate in Hook, he based his character on William F. Buckley.
Which leads me to a question: If you were going to be playing a pirate, on which modern celebrity would you base your character? (My vote: Eddie Izzard. But that's just me.)
Which leads me to a question: If you were going to be playing a pirate, on which modern celebrity would you base your character? (My vote: Eddie Izzard. But that's just me.)
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Date: 2003-07-16 05:35 pm (UTC)Orrin Hatch.
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Date: 2003-07-16 05:47 pm (UTC)Or maybe the Fabio pirate, with my long hair streaming in the wind as I give chest-waxing lessons to my crew. (I saw him on an infomercial about chest-waxing. Funniest thing ever.)
Or maybe the Michael Moore pirate, using uncomfortable questions as my weapon against the ships we attacked.
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Date: 2003-07-17 06:14 am (UTC)“Hello. Thiss is my firsst-mate George. Do you like my new ring? I jusst pillaged and plundered for it. I do love my pirate booteee.”
or maybe Ted Kennedy –
“We Will Loot and Plun-daa Aas Soon Aas I find Moy Bottle Aaf Rum. YOA-HOA-HOA. Caan Some-One Tell Me Why The Ship Is Mi-Aard in This Laa-Goon, You Scuvaay Doags?”
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