slipjig3 | Blogathon: AIEEEEeeee....*poink!*

We've passed the one-quarter mark! Woohoo! Which means three quarters left to go! *dies*

And speaking of crashing and burning, one from

sionainn:

10 Worst Things You Can Hear at 40,000 Feet

1) "Okay, no one in the cockpit move until I find my contact...."
2) "Ladies and gentlemen, please do not be alarmed, but if anyone has a map of Nicaragua in their carry-on bag, please pass it toward the aisle."
3) "Hey, stewardess! A hundred bucks if the captain does a barrel roll!"
4) "What does that flashing red light mean?"
5) "Yeah, I'm just on my way back from a tour of Laos with the Center for Disease Control, and I...eh...*COUGH*HACK*SNEEZE*HORK* Ugh. Sorry about that. Anyway, they have some of the most fascinating pathogens out there...."
6) *tick*tick*tick*
7) "Fine, Mr. Beck, you can address the crowd, but no more alcohol for you!"
8) "There's no need to worry, sir. One of the wings is redundant."
9) "...and don't call me Shirley."
10) "Thank you for flying AirTran."

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