Blogathon: At 3:30 in the morning, it's the Coma Sutra

[slipjig3]

I am so far off-book right now, it's silly.

10 Things You Really Hope Aren't Names of Sexual Positions

1) The Bacon Wrench
2) The Fig Newton
3) The Stop, Drop and Roll
4) The Flaming Schnauzer
5) The Donald Rumsfeld
6) The Soggy Toupee
7) The Flying Clock Radio
8) The Just Kinda Sitting There
9) The One With the Bag of Onions
10) The Loogie

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Comments

[freyapax.livejournal.com]

I'm pledging $10 to be paid after I return to life later. If you can, reply to this so I can mark it in my email box and not wonder if it was all a surreal dream.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

No worries. Thank you so much!

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Aaaaagh.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

This is where I fail to apologize.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

11) The Taste Sensation
12) The Speed Racer
13) The Avocado Milkshake
14) The Caterer (Try and try to justify... The Caterer!)
15) The The
16) Mars Attacks
17) The Arm-Mounted Chainsaw
18) The Pizzicato Strings (actually, that might be kind of nice...)
19) The Insurance Statement
20) Pole Position (oo! Enduro!)
21) The Pasta
22) The Sonic Drive-In
23) The Scrambled Egg

Again, you're welcome. (Aren't you so glad you know me?)

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Need...Brain-O...

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

Or to get laid.

re: #14

[mac-arthur-park.livejournal.com]

You've obviously never worked in food service ;)

I'd be happy to add

*The Prep Table
*The Walkin
*The "oh, shit...isn't this an OSHA violation?"

[norda.livejournal.com]

If it's a dance, it almost ***has*** to be a sex position, no? So someone, somewhere, has co-opted The Fig Newton as their own "smooth move wit' da ladeez".

[Unless I'm dating myself. You may have been too young to see the late 60's/early 70's commercial with a dancing guy in a costume.]

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

That's...an alarming thought.

[norda.livejournal.com]

Especially when one considers the lyrics to the dance tune.

C'mon, couldn't you just fall for someone who describes himself / herself as "ooooey goooooey rich and chewy inside / golden tender flaky cakey outside"?

::::evil grin::::

You're welcome.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

*cackles*

[cyan-blue.livejournal.com]

Giggle...

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

Wandering in from chris_walsh-ville - have to tell you that the Bacon Wrench makes me giggle. A lot. Yes, I'm ashamed. But this is what happens when my inner four-year-old gets hold of the keyboard. :)