Please do not eat the chivalrous

[slipjig3]

As you will no doubt recall, the talking (talking, I say!) plush bacon toy has received the name Francis by popular decree.

As of Saturday? That's Sir Francis W. Bacon to you, cupcake.



The knighting above took place during Christmas morning festivities with fiddle_dragon, zeyr, mllelaurel and wired_lizard, the one doing the honors. Still trying to figure out what benefits accompany the honorary titles bestowed upon quasi-sentient breakfast meats. Not trying too hard.

In other bacon plush news, Francis is no longer allowed in public view in my apartment. Long story.

Comments

[vulpine137.livejournal.com]

...

*hysterical laughter*

[nevacaruso.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs* YOU GUYS.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Honestly, now, would you expect any less? *giggle*

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

:)

[rain-herself.livejournal.com]

That was even better than I thought it was going to be.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

[felisdemens.livejournal.com]

He needs a tiny satin renfaire cape. And I blame NO ONE for his banishment.

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

Yes!! Seconded on the cape.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

I was going to speculate on where exactly a rasher of bacon would even wear a cape, but then I realized: on his pork shoulders. *bows* Thank you.

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

*points to icon*

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Does his banishment have anything to do with the fact that whenever anyone sees him, they want to squeeze him, and your housemates are getting twitchy at the sound of his voice?

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

No, it's more of a basic "everyone is totally freaked out about the thing except me." primal_pastry had actual nightmares.

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

Talking bacon...well, yeah, I can see how that would freak people out.

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

*giggle*
Francis Bacon:
Sir Loin of Porke, indeed.....

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Ooo! Title bestowed! Thank you!