All I'm saying is that if I'm gonna die, it's not going to be because of a f&$!ing carrot

[slipjig3]

A handy little timeline explaining recent events:

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– <--–––––––- when I would prefer to hear about an E. coli-related recall of organic carrots
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– <--making dilled carrots with butter with dinner
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– <--–––––––- when I actually heard about an E. coli-related recall of organic carrots
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– <--eating dilled carrots with butter with dinner
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– <--–––––––- when it would have been much worse to hear about an E. coli-related recall of organic carrots
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And while we're doing carrot recall-related DW charts:

Possible Reasons for Recent GI Distress

1) E. coli from nibbling a slice of carrot during meal prep

Probable Reasons for Recent GI Distress

1) eating like a 12-year-old left alone for the evening

Thus concludes our PowerPoint presentation. Comment cards can be found near the crudité platter in the lobby.

Comments

[wantedonvoyage]

LOL how distress is distress? Our college-aged nephew was laid out for a week.