Sunday amusements
Oct. 12th, 2003 04:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
slipjig3Nikolas has been throwing me off all day today:
Nik: [holding up my lump of hematite that I used to carry for grounsing and stability, before it dawned on me that it wasn't working] What's this?
Me: That's hematite.
Nik: That's not heebledite. That's a pickle!
And:
Nik: I want Cocoa Puffs.
Me: Well, tough noogies.
Nik: No, I don't want noogies. I want Cocoa Puffs.
I think the gods provide us with little children because our realities would be too linear otherwise. Anyroad, I now carry a hematite pickle. It suits me.
And speaking of amusements, it's been long enough that I don't recall whose journal I found this link in, so if you are the guilty party, speak up so I can thank you for introducing me to the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time.
If you'll excuse me, the roast chicken with rosemary and garlic needs my attention. (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
spoothbrush, if you can be up here within an hour or so...)
Nik: [holding up my lump of hematite that I used to carry for grounsing and stability, before it dawned on me that it wasn't working] What's this?
Me: That's hematite.
Nik: That's not heebledite. That's a pickle!
And:
Nik: I want Cocoa Puffs.
Me: Well, tough noogies.
Nik: No, I don't want noogies. I want Cocoa Puffs.
I think the gods provide us with little children because our realities would be too linear otherwise. Anyroad, I now carry a hematite pickle. It suits me.
And speaking of amusements, it's been long enough that I don't recall whose journal I found this link in, so if you are the guilty party, speak up so I can thank you for introducing me to the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time.
If you'll excuse me, the roast chicken with rosemary and garlic needs my attention. (
spoothbrush, if you can be up here within an hour or so...)
