Sunday amusements

[slipjig3]

Nikolas has been throwing me off all day today:

Nik: [holding up my lump of hematite that I used to carry for grounsing and stability, before it dawned on me that it wasn't working] What's this?
Me: That's hematite.
Nik: That's not heebledite. That's a pickle!

And:

Nik: I want Cocoa Puffs.
Me: Well, tough noogies.
Nik: No, I don't want noogies. I want Cocoa Puffs.

I think the gods provide us with little children because our realities would be too linear otherwise. Anyroad, I now carry a hematite pickle. It suits me.

And speaking of amusements, it's been long enough that I don't recall whose journal I found this link in, so if you are the guilty party, speak up so I can thank you for introducing me to the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time.

If you'll excuse me, the roast chicken with rosemary and garlic needs my attention. (spoothbrush, if you can be up here within an hour or so...)

Comments

[spoothbrush.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooooooo. I wonder if my car runs.

[rafaela.livejournal.com]

From the mouths of little ones....

[magnifelyn.livejournal.com]

Nik is so funny. i can't wait to hear that kind of stuff here!