Hi, I'm Nik. This is my daddy, Mr. Wussypants.

I was placed in charge of the wee ones yesterday (Nik for the day, Abbey after school), and decided to haul NIk up to Lake George for Americade to motorcycle-watch. While there, we passed by the House of Frankenstein Wax Museum.
Nik: Let's go in!
Me: I dunno, Nik. It looks awfully scary.
Nik: Oh, don't be scared, Daddy. It'll be okay.

*sigh* Sometimes I wonder what exactly it is I'm protecting them from.

(By the by, the yard apes were marginally better behaved this time around. Marginally. They have, however, lost their McDonald's priveleges permanently.)