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My main problem with the Bulwer-Lytton Contest (if you're not familiar, the object is to write the worst possible opening line to a novel) is that the entries tend to run towards the shaggy-dog-punchline-intensive sort, whilst I tend to be more impressed by the compact and punchy sorts of entry. This is why I'm so delighted to have found the Little Lytton Contest, which has a 25-word limit. Dear gods, I've nearly sent milk flying out of my nose reading some the entries. And I'm not even drinking milk.

Best entry ever is the 2002 winner:

The pain wouldn't stop, and Vern still had three cats left.

*splorfle*

I need a writing icon. Anyone have a good one they can lend out?

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[rubian77.livejournal.com]

50 more, made just for you, if you see something you like better. ;)



ps re: recent entry - yes. yes, it is okay. *hugs*