I'd quote from it, but then the clowns will eat me

[slipjig3]

murnkay has received the greatest spam e-mail ever. That is all. (NSFW language, which is not something you want to say about a message designed to get money out of you.)

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[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

Thank you for bringing this into my life.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

My work here is done.

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

In Madison they have some scammers who are calling people up demanding that they send 200 bucks to an address or they could face legal trouble.
Funny, I thought that was called a collection agency.
Run by Dinsdale Pirahna, that is. XD

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Well, it's certainly direct.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Consider this a welcome-back present. *grin*

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

*splorfle*

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Indeed. My spam is never this fun.

[auntiegrizelda.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just wow. I never knew that Tourette Syndrome could be expressed through spam. Wonders never cease.

[ultra-lilac.livejournal.com]

It's the kind of email that every professional would send if they typed stream of conscious style.

There's not an email I've ever sent in any job that I didn't want to begin with "Dear fuck you asshole"