I'd quote from it, but then the clowns will eat me

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murnkay has received the greatest spam e-mail ever. That is all. (NSFW language, which is not something you want to say about a message designed to get money out of you.)

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It's the kind of email that every professional would send if they typed stream of conscious style.

There's not an email I've ever sent in any job that I didn't want to begin with "Dear fuck you asshole"