The Return of the Anonymous Sex Confessional

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Way back in the Mesozoic era of LiveJournal, there was a time when several people would regularly host Anonymous Sex Confessionals for the amusement and diversion of all. The practice died out due to inertia, apathy and the occasional drama llama, but seeing as how I'm wrapped up in a bit of LJ nostalgia at the moment (and since the topic seems to be on the minds of some of my fellow LJians) I thought I'd dust off the idea and give it another go. And so:

Anonymous Sex Confessions

Anonymous comments are enabled for the next 48 hours, and IPs are not being logged. Share something about you sexually: wants, experiences, preferences, fears. Anything goes, and yes, this applies even if you don't have a sex life right now. Confession is good for the soul.

The three disclaimers:

1) You may safely assume that the comments to this post contain text of an NC-17 nature. Treat accordingly.

2) The management reserves the right to cease operation of the confessional at any time. Drama and abusive language will not be tolerated.

3) Feel free to link to this post from your own journal. The more, the merrier.



So!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Orgasm with a condom isn't too hard for me as long as not too much else is distracting me. I use Durex ultra thin (the purple-on-black box). I tried a ribbed condom once, that was way too thick, I'm not sure if it was just very hard to come or if I couldn't come wearing it.

I want children...and a stable family to raise them in. I don't necessarily want babies, but I know they're a necessary step. Meanwhile, impregnation can be a fun fantasy...best if it's someone I won't likely be with IRL. Of course, fantasies can go a totally different direction, e.g. 69ing with (the legal-age Anakin) while Qui-Gon takes me from behind. You know it's a fantasy because Ani wasn't old enough while Qui-Gon was alive...and because it doesn't matter how tall or flexible Ani and I are.

(Not that I fantasize about Liam Neeson as himself or in any other part, not that I fantasize about Anakin or his actor in any other context...)