The Return of the Anonymous Sex Confessional

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Way back in the Mesozoic era of LiveJournal, there was a time when several people would regularly host Anonymous Sex Confessionals for the amusement and diversion of all. The practice died out due to inertia, apathy and the occasional drama llama, but seeing as how I'm wrapped up in a bit of LJ nostalgia at the moment (and since the topic seems to be on the minds of some of my fellow LJians) I thought I'd dust off the idea and give it another go. And so:

Anonymous Sex Confessions

Anonymous comments are enabled for the next 48 hours, and IPs are not being logged. Share something about you sexually: wants, experiences, preferences, fears. Anything goes, and yes, this applies even if you don't have a sex life right now. Confession is good for the soul.

The three disclaimers:

1) You may safely assume that the comments to this post contain text of an NC-17 nature. Treat accordingly.

2) The management reserves the right to cease operation of the confessional at any time. Drama and abusive language will not be tolerated.

3) Feel free to link to this post from your own journal. The more, the merrier.



So!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I get to have crazy rodeo sexytimes a lot, but I don't get nearly enough of the lazy fuck-cuddle-snore sex.

I worry about whether sex will still happen and be fun when I'm old.

I miss being naive enough to just boink whatever comes my way.

I keep a separate blog for sex stuff and I can't even put the really bizarre events (piss-fest, motorcycle blowjob, freaky insertions) in it because it's not anonymous enough.

[(Anonymous)]

You gave a motorcycle a blowjob? Or a motorcycle gave you a blowjob?

Then again, I have seen pictures of dragons fucking cars on the internet...maybe I just shouldn't ask.